Thursday, November 21, 2019

The Bucket & Peanut Show #2

Late Night with Bucket & Peanut
Interview with Iris Okiddo

Bucket: Hello again late night party people, to another episode of Late Night with Bucket & Peanut. I'm your host Bucket Pailman and with me as always, my co'host and self proclaimed 'Champion of Nut Justice?'... Peanut!!
Peanut: You forgot all around Boner Destroyer!
Bucket: So we're back again with a new guest up our sleeves for you this week. She's well known and loved throughout the Porn and Photography industries for an off the wall creativity and humor which fuels her inspired high quality photography work. Please everyone put your hands together and welcome the indomitable Iris Okkido!
Peanut: YAY!!!!!
Bucket: Hiiiiii Iris! Welcome to the show, it's great you could make it
Iris Okiddo: Smiles at the audience and waves. Then turns to her hosts and says: thank you both very much for having me tonight, I feel honored 
Bucket: Well I can tell you right we're happy to finally have you here, it's an honor.... Peanut and myself have having wet dreams every night for the past two weeks in anticipation for your arrival... annnnd since it appears no one taught either of us how to use a washing machine, I figured you'd wanna be bro and help us out, so I had the butler send all 28 sets to your place.
Peanut: I even tried using the plastic cover from Bucket's Grandma's couch!
Iris Okiddo: Oh my, well, then my butler will have a ball this weekend I guess ^^
Bucket: Tell him Alfred says thanks *Laughs*
Iris Okiddo: Oh I will, perhaps Mr. Hyves (my butler) knows your butler from their union. Then he can tell him in person and perhaps kick his butt as well ^^
Bucket: *Laughs* Now that I'd pay to see
Bucket: Ok so the people that know who you are, know you as a jack of a all trades... normally I'd use that term to describe your sexual proclivities, but in this case it's your body of work.
Peanut: I call Bucket the Jack-Off of all trades when it's comes to his sexual proclivititties!
Iris Okiddo: *Looks over to ms Peanut and raises an eyebrow* What are 'proclivititties'? English is not my native tongue and I'm wondering now what that is :) "Titties" that's what I could make out of it
Peanut: giggles........"Bucket's a boob man!"
Bucket: Annnnd and ass man
Iris Okiddo: Wondering how you're able to see all of that with a bucket as a head 
Bucket: I use the force young padawan
Iris Okiddo: Or do you perhaps enjoy those titties and asses like a blind person would; with your hands?
Bucket: Oh I think you'd need to ask Peanut
Iris Okiddo: Looking over to Peanut "does he?"

Bucket: Annnnyway..... Since we don't have time to cover all that you've done tonight, I wanna focus on your funny stuff. Most recently in my mind your "We're just another happy family..." series. Now this series realy struck a cord with Peanut and I, filling me with happy childhood nostalgia....

Peanut: And me whimsical as they stirred up memories of my parents love for each other...

Bucket: What was the inspiration behind this latest comical romp?
Iris Okiddo: First of all; glad you like those, thank you both ^^
Bucket: They are brilliant, reminds me of home
Iris Okiddo: 2nd; inspiration is that I like to make people smile and laugh and I always look for ways to do that. And no family is perfect. You see all those happy families on social media flaunting their happiness. I'd like to show that behind every happy family is also lots of bickering, sneering and just plain nastiness. But I'd like to present it in a comical way. Holding up a mirror so to speak. And to make it very plain; a truly happy family is not interesting or funny at all, in fact; they are quite boring 
Bucket: Haha So it's like a hilarious social commentary
Iris Okiddo: It's that as well
Bucket: That's so deep... Like balls deep
Peanut: giggles......."If I had a linden for every time he's said "Balls Deep"
Iris Okiddo: What's wrong with 'balls deep' Peanut? Don't you like that?
Bucket: She's only little
Peanut: Iris, I also see you collaborate with a lot of different there anyone you want to work with that you haven't yet?
Iris Okiddo: A very direct question that I can answer very simple: No, there isn't. I'm very opportunistic when it comes to photography. I take what crosses my path and what I like. If that is a photographer who's work I like and the opportunity presents itself; I'll grab it.
Peanut: Otay.....fair enough..........can we get to the good questions now Bucket?
Bucket: Oh you gotta watch out for lil Peanut... she's all unassuming with the silliness... and then... wham... she hits you with the serious question like a fricken Cobra!!
Iris Okiddo: Looks over to Ms Peanut; you don't mean to say that wasn't a good question do you?
Bucket: *chuckles*
Peanut: giggles........"Those were the boring questions.......time to get juicy!"

Peanut: Number 1!...... If your big ole booty was a Brand,  what would it's motto be?

Number 2!...... If you had to replace your hands, what would you put at the end of your arms?

Number 3!......If you had to make a sex tape with a Hobbit or an Elf, which would you choose and why?

Number 4!......If you had sex with Bucket, would you ask him to leave the bucket on or leave the lights on?

And finally Number 5!......If I was to start a Cult, would you follow me and why?

Iris Okiddo: Hm, well, Firstly I don't have a ole booty to begin with, But if my booty was a brand perhaps I might want to have it called "Everybody's Favorite". "Once you had it, you never want to go back"

Bucket: HA!!  Ok yeah that was pretty good
Iris Okiddo: So question 2, if I had to replace my hands? Hehehe..... not sure why I would want that but anyhow IF I would do it, I'd think I would put a suction cap on one and a camera on the other ^^
Bucket: Ok do I even want to know? *Laughs*
Peanut: giggles....."I was betting on a dildo and an egg beater.....but what do I know!"
Iris Okiddo: For question 3, a sextape with a hobbit or an elf? Can't I have both? The hobbit can work on my lower half (the poor fellow has just the right height to reach the good parts) and my upper half would kiss those beautiful elf lips to pieces (Orlando Bloom lips) :)
Iris Okiddo: Number 4, if I would have sex with Mr Bucket I would not focus on that bucket at all so I wouldn't care. What's more important is that he doesn't have a bucket between his legs.
Bucket: Oh I dunno... we'll go to the judge on that one... is that an acceptable answer peanut?
Peanut: you haven't seen him with his pants off so.........unacceptable!
Iris Okiddo: Looks over to Ms. Peanut:  that's what you think :p
Peanut: ooohhhhh....... No wonder he wanted you as our next guest!
Bucket: Hey you said "What happens in the dressing room stays in the dressing room"
Iris Okiddo: *Looks from her left to her right and can't help but smiles*
Peanut: hehe
Iris Okiddo: Alrighty, question 5, if you would start a cult would I follow you? Hmmm I think I would.
Bucket: *Laughs*
Peanut: You would?..... Excellent, now obey your leader!
Bucket: I am officially terrified
Bucket: Ok it's time for a break, when we come back, more with Iris Okkido!!

Bucket: Annnnnd we're back here with Iris Okkido. Iris Now to wrap up the evening, and being a friend of the show I've wondered, and I'm sure any fan familiar with your work would have noticed, that on top of your inclination towards nudity and wild sex, I've noticed your love of boats and classic planes.
Peanut: You forgot to mention Tanks
Bucket: Yes Peanut of course, the tanks!!

Iris Okiddo: Yes, I do love that Mr. Bucket. It's got to do with my love for the past ánd with my love for the designs that they did in the 1st half of the 20th century.
Bucket: Ahh so you're a history nut?
Iris Okiddo: Yes, you could say that. Planes these days are so streamlined. In the old days you had real wings and props and the pilot wore goggles etc, I just love those looks. I think I was born too late really ^^

Bucket: Aren't we all, I miss the 70's.... and I wasn't even born then
Iris Okiddo: Oh please don't say that Mr. bucket. Now you make me feel old
Bucket: You're only as old as the men you feel ;)
Iris Okiddo: Did you just kind of quote Groucho Marx?
Bucket: He like a wise man
Iris Okiddo: Oh he was, and ve-ry funny. Love the old classic comedians. You asked me earlier about inspiration; I get a lot of inspiration from those
Peanut: Oh yeah.....I thought I saw a pic of you with a Molester-stache in a few of your pics
Iris Okiddo: Yes, that was a tribute to character that Hergé created in the tintin comics ánd I did professor Fate from the movie 'the great race' from 1965 on which the wacky races cartoons are based. On a side note, I want the car that professor Fate had in that movie but it's so unique and strange that it's not on MP and I can't find anyone who's able to built it for me
Iris Okiddo: Comedy these days is mostly rude and crude and totally non-visual. It's all about one-liners etc. In the old days the situations were funny. I like that much better than cheap jokes :)
Bucket: Iris! Fighting to bring back classic humor through a modern eye..... and pornography
Iris Okiddo: Yes, you could say that indeed Mr. Bucket. I want to make people see 'old' is not by definition 'bad'. It's still fresh. Mona Lisa is old and that is considered high class art
Bucket: Ok well Iris I'm afraid that's all we have time for tonight... it has be amazing having you on the show
Peanut: Thankies for coming!!!.........hope I didn't mush your nog nog with ma brain ticklers!
Iris Okiddo: Well thank you for having me Mr. Bucket and Ms Peanut :)

Bucket: Well thanks for sharing with the fans a little of what makes you tick, we hope to have you back again sometime.  Peace out from the Bucket & Peanut Show, we'll see you all next time!! 

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Sunday Funnies with Bucket & Peanut #17

Dirty Jokes 👿

Not the Time
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. 
A nurse walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." 
"I don't understand, nurse," the patient says. "Why?" 
"Because," the nurse says. "I'm trying to examine you."

That's What Happens
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? 
.....Finding out it was traced.

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Au Pair

Au Pair
Starring:  EmeeLee Ember, Isabelle Cheviot, and Ivan Yerkinov

I have finally finished what will probably be my last film for the foreseeable future.  Two reasons are driving my decision to step away for a bit:  first - my RL situation has changed (for the better I hope!) and I simply can't dedicate as much time to filming and editing; and secondly, I'm honestly just burned out on it.  Who knows, maybe I'll get back into it some day.

Anyway, please watch Au Pair not because it's potentially my last film but because Ivan and Emee are so good in it!  The sex scenes are some of the best I've done; I hope you all enjoy this and get off on it.  :)

Click here to watch the film: Au Pair

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Sunday, October 27, 2019

The Bucket & Peanut Show #1

Late Night with Bucket & Peanut
Interview with Isabelle Cheviot

Bucket: Ok folks our guest this evening. Photographer, Blog Owner and Film Maker, people please welcome Isabelle Cheviot

Bucket: So Isa welcome to the Bucket & Peanut Show, it's great to have you here.
Isa: Thank you!  I'm honored to be here
Peanut: And Happy Halloweenie
Isa: Thx!  You too - it's a fun time of the year for sure
Bucket: Mischief to be had
Isa: Yes...although I'm a proponent of year round mischief but...why not :)
Bucket: What kind of trouble will you be getting up to this year Isa?
Peanut: Something slutty? *giggles*
Isa: I don't have any major plans honestly outside of the normal work work work. I think I'll probably go to a couple of Halloween parties
Bucket: Well speaking of work....So as we all know, you're the founder and owner of Dog Star Productions, it's been running for quite some time now so congrats on that. Just how many years now would you say?
Isa: Believe it or not, Dog Star is in its 5th year
Peanut: WHAATT!.....Worky Work Busy Bee!
Isa: Yeah *laughs*
Bucket: Wow and in that time, aside from running the blog, you've produced and directed over 100 films? I mean.... do you like employ a full time cleaning crew for this?
Isa: *Laughs* I SHOULD!
Isa: But yeah i haven't counted lately but it's definitely over 100. That's a lot of spunk :)
Bucket: You know you're probably helping these cleaners put their kids though college with the sheer amount of jizz these guys must have had to sponge up over the years
Isa: It takes a village
Peanut: If I had a linden for every time I had to Sponge up jizz.......I would be loaded!........get it!
Bucket: *Facepalm*
Isa: ruck ruck ruck
Peanut: *Giggles*
Isa: Actually the first films that the original founder of Dog Star did were done in 2012 - so that's 7 years. I took over in 2013
Isa: So Dog Star is 7 years old but my involvement as director /owner has been 6 years
Isa: you need a bigger sponge, Ash!
Peanut: *giggles*........and a bib
Bucket: So it was kinda passed onto to you like a torch or like a less bothersome STD
Peanut: if I had a linden for every time.........never mind!
Isa: *laughs*
Isa: So the founder and original owner was a guy named Liam, he started to make a few films and i was his main actress - maybe his only actress?
Bucket: And you murdered him and took his place?
Isa: *Laughs* Then he had to leave SL and so i took over the group.
Isa: I swallowed him whole in a vore accident
Peanut: How do you think I got this job?
Peanut: *Points to the skeleton*
Isa: Aha i see!  well I'm sure he or she died happy :)
Peanut: yups....he died with a boner!
Bucket: It's Halloween so lets go with my's more exciting and the tabloids will love it
Isa: *laughs* Oh yeesh
Peanut: Oh.......Since Isa has been involved with Dog Star for so long, she can totally put our in-house debate to rest!
Bucket: Yes indeed
Isa: This ought to be good
Bucket: I gotta admit I have been absolutely dying to ask since you hired us, and I know Peanut would especially love to hear an answer for this because she seriously never shuts up about it....... But what exactly is a Dog Star?

Bucket: But.....before you give us an answer

Bucket: We took this question around the office asking the crew, what they thought a Dog Star is.... But... we provided them with zero context to keep things interesting... and we have the top 3 answers right here... wanna know what they were?
Isa: i do :)
Bucket: Ok then take it away Peanut

Peanut: Otay then....... 3. I think that's gotta be some astronomy bullshit right?
2. An award given to the man most likely to hump your leg during a photo shoot and if this is true, Bucket definitely deserves a Dog Star
And lasty but not leasty... number 1. and my personal thought on the subject.... Isn't that like a booty thing?

Isa: *Laughs* So do you REALLY want to know?
Bucket: I think the whole world deserves to know
Isa: Hmm..maybe i should keep this a secret
Peanut: Nooooooo!!!!! I'll owe the camera guy a reach around if we don't get an answer!
Isa: I'll say this - i didn't name the group...I've wrestled for years with the idea of changing the name. BUT... Liam named it Dog Star after the brightest star in the sky, his idea was that he'd make the best porn *laughs*
Bucket: Holy shit, so answer number 3 was right?
Isa: I've never liked the name and have always wanted to change it. So yeah answer #3 - so who won?
Bucket: Derik in Accounting
Isa: Bring him out!
Bucket: I would but guy's a know-it-all dick
Isa: hah
Peanut: And he never manscapes!
Isa: *pulls a hair from her mouth* ....I can manage
Bucket: You don't mind getting lost in the woods?
Isa: I love to hike, but....sometimes I bring my hedge trimmer
Bucket: Fair enough *chuckles*
Bucket: Ok ok, now for the real reason we have you on tonight... Your new film Au Pair, starring Ivan Yerkinov and EmeeLee. Tell me from the title there... is it kinda like the porn version of classic thriller, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.... cause I'm not gonna lie....that would be freaky weird and I'm totally into it. But enough about my throbbing erection, please give us the run down. What's this one all about?
Peanut: So your hoping for a hot breast feeding scene, Bucket?
Bucket: Quiet you
Isa: So films tend not to have the most interesting story lines.  I don't set out to make a film that holds your interest by great story telling. Other producers do that much better and I'm really just in it for the sex *laughs*
Bucket: So it's unashamedly porn
Isa: Completely.
Bucket: I dig it
Isa: A couple hires a new Au Pair and things happen :)
Bucket: Makes perfect sense to me, very porny, people are gonna love it
Peanut: I feel sticky just talkin bout it!
Isa: My ambition is not to come up with the cleverest way to 'set up' a blow job ambition is to make the hottest blow job scene, if that makes sense
Bucket: You want to get people off
Isa: I do
Bucket: I hear you
Peanut: Aaawwww........she's such a giver!
Isa: I am :)
Bucket: We get the best guests on this show
Isa: Don't get me wrong - I'm not saying my style is better or whatever, I have a lot of respect and admiration for people who are making interesting porn with good plot and set designs, etc, it's just not what *I* do.
Bucket: Oh of course, and what you do has gained quite the following, something to be proud of :)
Isa: I've worked hard, definitely, but I've had tons of help along the way
Bucket: Ok we need to take a break. More with Isa when we come back, until then enjoy these scenes from Au Pair
Isa: *Smiles*
Isa and Ivan

Ivan and Emee

Isa and Emee

Bucket: Heyhey welcome back to the Bucket & Peanut Show...  We're here with Isabelle Cheviot and tonight we have a big big announcement to make.... Isa is retiring from film making after this latest movie is released, possibly marking the end of an amazing career in the directors chair.... I say 'possibly' because Peanut does plan to kidnap your family pet and hold it to ransom until you get back to work.
Peanut: *grins*
Peanut: Rocco the Chincilla is in my microwave as we speak
Isa: Mmm i love Chincilla
Isa: So - it's true I'm afraid.
Peanut: well..........I hope I don't have to find out if he tastes like chicken then!
Bucket: But seriously... what's happening there? What have you decided to take a step down for a while here? Have you started waking up in cold sweats from nightmares about drowning in money shots and now you need a break? Or what?
Isa: I've been doing this for years now and 2 things are driving this decision. But first - my RL is different than it used to be
Bucket: Life happens
Isa: I have a job that really keeps me busy, and there are some other, more personal things in RL that are happening as well that are driving this decision
Isa: But the 2nd things is...I'm not sure i have anything new to say at this point
Peanut: We can totally respect that.......but I am still eating Rocco
Isa: It's not really fun for me any more and it's become a chore
Bucket: Well I guess with over 100 films, there's only so many big sausage pizzas that can be ordered
Isa: Exactly!
Isa: So I'm not saying I'm leaving SL or that I'll NEVER make another film or whatever. But i think it's time to close down shop for a while.
Bucket: Taking a much needed break
Isa: A break with no plans to come back to it. Having said that i'm always willing to participate as an actress/performer
Bucket: We hear ya, sounds like time for a new adventure
Isa: but yeah - i have been starting to rekindle my interest in non-pornographic events here in SL ;)
Peanut: Like what?
Isa: Ummm.... Let's say I'm allowing some time in my schedule for some role play :)
Bucket: Fantastic, like I said, new adventure :)
Isa: Exactly
Peanut: *grins adorably*.......That doesn't sound pornographic at all!
Isa: Well it's only porn if i film it :)
Isa: i may take the occasional photograph
Isa: But it's hard to be so locked down in RL and have to worry about scheduling and editing and blah blah
Peanut: I have seen you in  some awesome piccy's....... Are there any photographers out there you would like to work with?
Isa: I've worked with quite a few good photographers - i will be leaving many people out but Carter Holloway is one that comes to mind
Bucket: I've heard that crazy Ashlynn chick is a pretty good photographer
Isa: Yes!  I'd love to work with her but i hear she eats her
Peanut: Yeah......she's got rocks in her head for sure
Bucket: I whackjob
Isa: I think she's kind of cute though :)
Bucket: Like a gremlin
Peanut: *laughs*
Bucket: *Thumbs up to peanut*
Isa: *Laughs loud*
Bucket: Ok well, we're almost outta time. But before we let you go tonight... There are just some things that Peanut needs to ask... the kind of questions that keeps our shows poor sexy little muppet up every night.... just thinking and wondering about the universes inner mysteries. And with that here comes... Peanuts Peanutbutter Rapid Fire Question Time!
Peanut: Otay gawdgeous, please wait til all the questions are asked before answering....... and here we go!
Peanut: If I was a stain on your bed, what kind of stain would I be and what juicy gos would I hear?
Peanut: If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Peanut: This is a two part question......If you could kill off anyone on your friend's list, who would it be and can I help?
Peanut: Is a hotdog a sandwich, why or why not?
Peanut: How much would you pay a Hacker threatening to share your browser history with your friends and family?
Peanut: Now I will sit back and watch the smoke come out of your ears while you search for answers.....and go!
Isa: Wow *chuckles*
Bucket: Don't worry...we promise we won't tell anyone the answer to the murder question *double thumbs up*
Isa: Stain:  wine.
Isa: Peanut butter:  should be called 'fuck no spread' because it's disgusting, sorry
Bucket: Ooo sic burn *laughs*
Isa: Friends list:  anyone who cums and then logs off without kissing me goodbye.
Isa: A hot dog is NOT a sandwich.  it's a hot dog.  how dare you.
Bucket: Hahahaha See I told you Peanut!
Peanut: *laughs*'s a weenie sandwich and I am sticking to it
Isa: Finally I wouldn't pay a hacker anything - i have no secrets :)
Bucket: *laughs* Ok well I'm afraid that's all we have time for tonight
Peanut: Thankies so much for coming, Sweetie Pies!
Isa: this was a lot of fun! I really enjoyed this. Thank you for having me on your program
Bucket: Isa, thank you so much for joining us this evening
Isa: My pleasure
Bucket: And everyone be sure to check out Au Pair... releasing in theatres whenever Isa feels like fucking finishing it alright!!
Bucket: Say goodnight Peanut
Peanut: Goodnight Peanut!
Isa: Ha!
Isa: thank you again :)
Bucket: See ya at work boss *saltues*
Peanut: BYeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Sunday Funnies with Bucket & Peanut #15

Dirty Jokes😈

So who likes a dirty joke? Or maybe the better question, who in their right mind doesn't like a dirty joke?  Well 'Dirty Jokes' is a new segment we'll be featuring on the occasional Sunday, highlighting a good funny dirty joke someone heard, somewhere, sometime, at someplace. And hopefully follow it up with a half decent image to get your chuckle on.

Once we get our lazy asses into gear with the flickr group we'll start looking for others willing to contribute to this idea and it may just a get featured here on the Sunday page!  

So without further delay, our first joke presented is one that I only know as....

The Tiger Woods Joke

So a newly wed couple gets to their hotel room..... clothes start coming off.... things get passionate and suddenly the new wife stops the husband and says... "I'm sorry hunny.... I have a confession to make before we have sex..... I'm not a virgin.....but I've only had sex with one man, and that man was Tiger Woods"....

The Husband thinks for a second and replies "Well I guess it was only once.... and it was with a big time celebrity golfer, so I can understand that too..... so it's fine, lets have sex".....

So they jump into bed and fuck each others brains out.....

Afterwards the husband is getting out of bed and heading to the phone when his wide says.... "Hunny what are you doing?"

"Ordering room service" The Husband replies

His wife responds... "Uh uh, that's not what Tiger would do.... Tiger would come back to bed and fuck me again"

So the husband jumps back into into bed for round 2

Afterwards same thing, gets out of bed and the wife asks "What are you doing baby?"

The Husband responds... "Ummm ordering room service"

She looks at him again with that look and says "Nope... that's not what Tiger would do, Tiger would come back and fuck me again"

The husband groans and stumbles back into bed and they go for round 3....

After they finish, this time the husband flops out of bed onto the floor and starts crawling to the phone....

"Are you ordering room service?" The wife asks

The husband then replies........ "No god damnit! I'm calling Tiger Woods!  I need to know what the par is on this fucking hole"