Bucket & Peanuts Super Spooky Fright Night Totally Scary Halloween Spectacular!
Bucket & Peanuts Super Spooky Fright Night Totally Scary Halloween Spectacular!: Sparklebottom
Bucket: Hello Freaks and Geeks, if you're just joining us now, welcome to the Bucket and Peanut Show Presents: Bucket & Peanuts Super Spooky Fright Night Totally Scary Halloween Spectacular. I'm your host Count Buckula, and as always beside me is my electric co-host, The Bride of Frankennut!
Sparklebottom Lasertits burps loudly
Peanut: Wow I've heard padded intros before, but that was just plain lazy.......but Count Buckula is ma favorite cereal!
Bucket: Quiet you
Peanut pokes out her tongue
Bucket: Our guest tonight, a sexy Swiss Army Knife of a woman, and I'm not just saying that because SHE'S A FREAKING CYBORG!
Peanut: So cool!
Bucket: Sooo cool!
Peanut: Soooooo cool!
Bucket: Yes it feels like this woman can do about anything she sets her mind too... She's a widely renowned photographer, model, event organizer, she runs a thriving social hub on Discord where people can go see her live picture edits watch her streaming games, and she's a DJ who always plays to a packed crowd. I could keep going but you all get the point. Everyone please put your hands together for Sparklebottom Lasertits!!!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Thank you for having me!
Bucket: Welcome welcome to the show Sparkles, happy we finally managed to get you here after that address mix up fiasco
Peanut: Hey don't look at me, that robo-bitch on the GPS had an annoying accent, she had to go!
Bucket: Yes but still screaming out "Die Skynet! Die!!" as you threw my phone out the window was a little dramatic don't you think?
Bucket: Ok Sparkles, as mentioned earlier, you have had your fingers in a lot pies over the years
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Mmm pie...
Peanut gigglesnorts
Bucket: But where did it all begin for Sparklebottom? It seems you a mostly known for your photography and DJing, I'm guessing it all started with a benevolent and irresistible urge to provide the second world with phat beats and pretty pictures?
Peanut raises and eyebrow and looks at Sparks
Peanut: And more importantly..... is it true that your daddy is a Terminator?......I actually call my new vibrator, "The Terminator"!
Bucket: Peanut!
Peanut: What?! The rise of the machines is comin!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Photo are actually the reason why I came to Second Life in the first place, though I never thought I'd be taking them myself. But someone had shown me their Flickr and I was amazed by how much Second Life had improved over the years. I actually joined once way back in 2005 when clothes were painted on and everyone had triangle feet. So when I rejoined again almost four years ago, I found myself drawn to how pretty everyone was. I was addicted to how sexy Flickr was and was just fascinated by the idea that I could create my own erotica with it. So I tried my hand at it, and well...here I am, five thousand followers later.
Bucket: Wow, you actually came here for the art? Gotta admit that's a first for me to hear that from someone
Sparklebottom Lasertits: If you want to call butts art (and I do!), then yes!
Bucket: Well butts are great
Peannut: That's actually the reason why I came......for the butts!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Who doesn't love butts? *glares at the audience* See? No one is complaining!
Bucket: Came for the butts, stayed for the photos, I dig it
Peanut: and the donkey shows!
Bucket: Now in the past couple years you've really taken a step back with your DJing, only performing a handful of shows each year. Yet you still draw in and play to a packed venue every time. Seriously the last time I tried to attend one I literally could not make it past security because the place was so full. What's your secret, how do you stay so relevant? In the spirit of the season I'm going to go ahead and assume that some deal with the devil was made?
Peanut: Can't be, the Devil's my publicist and he promised me I was his only client and three wishes for one soul!!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: I think Peanut has Satan mixed up with the Genie from Aladdin.
Bucket: I knew it, Robin Williams was the devil!!
Peanut: He's a sneaky bitch that beezlebub
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Bucket, I really don't know how to answer that question because I sometimes ask myself that. A lot of music I play is obscure and certainly not what is beloved by the masses here in Second Life. But what I put into my sets is a whole lot of LOVE for the music I play. I get very focused when I create my sets and I think/hope that resonates with the crowd. And I think the fact that I am very social (and usually drunk!) during my sets helps! It's not just a bunch of people standing in silence while the DJ quietly does their thing. I don't see the point of partying in silence. I am just glad others agree with me.
Peanut: Partying in silence sounds like Mime's wet dream!
Bucket: So basically your secret is.... Being yourself?
Sparklebottom Lasertits: I think so. I am already pretty extra, so when I get up in front of a crowd, I guess you could say I'm extra extra!
Peanut: You should have your own gum brand!!!
Bucket: Or your own designer line of buckets
Peanut rolls her eyes
Sparklebottom Lasertits: You know, with photography and DJing under my belt, I figure it's just a matter of time before I start meshing.
Bucket: The sky's the limit
Bucket: Anyway...So... Sparkles, as we've mentioned already it's that spooky time of year, a wild time of year, a mischievous time of year. So between you and me, what's the most messed up shit you've gotten into for a Halloween.... swear to god I won't tell anyone, Peanut put your fingers in your ears
Peanut flips Bucket the bird: "Nah....I know where these fingers have been!"
Sparklebottom Lasertits: *glares at the audience* Just between you and me and no one else?
Bucket: Hand on my heart, swear to Satan... between you and me
Peanut: I won't tell a soul but will probs write it on a bathroom wall!
Bucket: Don't listen to her... now please do tell us your secrets!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: My most craziest, wackiest, looniest, insanest Halloween? Hmm...for legal reasons, I can't go into too many details, but I can say that there was a LOT of pumpkin spice cocaine, a couple of gallons of baby oil, several rolls of saran wrap, 40 girls, and a chalupa......Oh, and a duck. But that's really all I can say without breaching the settlement clause.
Peanut: Pumpkin Spice Cocaine!!!....... ummmmm .....can we maybe hook-up after the show?
Sparklebottom Lasertits: I thought you'd be more excited about the chalupa.
Bucket: You completely lost after Pumpkin Spice Cocaine.... *sighs* I miss the 80's
Peanut: Luvs me a chalupa......but ma noozel is feeling festive!
Bucket: Annnnnyway..... Now before I turn you over to my impish little minion over there, I hear you're playing a special Halloween gig this month on the 30th. Wanna tell us all about that, or is it some kinda Eyes Wide Shut cloak and mask affair with a secluded mansion, secret passwords and strange orgies?
Peanut: Cloaks, masks and orgies?......Sounds like the last Super Hero Party I went to!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: That's right, Bucket! On Friday, October 30th at 9pm SLT, I'll be making my DEBUT at Elysion during their massive two-day Halloween festival. I'm closing out the first night of the festival. I'm really excited about playing Elysion for the first time, especially during such a high-profile event. And, Syn (owner/builder of Elysion) just announced a few hours ago that this year's Halloween sim is themed after The Goonies! It's apparently going to feature many of the places featured in the film. I'm super excited to be a part of it and that theme may very well influence my Halloween costume this year!
Peanut: SLICK SHOES FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Bucket: The Goonies is only the best movie of all time
Sparklebottom Lasertits: So much truffle shuffling! I may have to find a Superman shirt and lower one of my ears.
Bucket: I love the start when a 12 year old Corey Feldman is freaking out the Mexican maid by talking about cocaine and sex swings
Peanut: He was soooooo cute and evil!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: I expect there to be cocaine and sex swings there during the festival.
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Pumpkin spiced, of course.
Peanut: Pumpkin Spice and Taco lover!......can we keep her, Bucket!
Bucket: Yes Peanut, get the pokeball and catch her now
Sparklebottom Lasertits: I'm talking about pumpkin spice sex swings, in case that wasn't obvious.
Bucket: There better be someone there dressed as a Penis in a pirate outfit... you know... because as if One Eye'd Willy wasn't a total dick reference
Peanut rolls her eyes
Sparklebottom Lasertits: A penis with an eye patch?
Bucket: You know it!
Bucket: Alrighty we've reached that part of the evening for Peanuts Peanut Butter Rapid Fire Question Time! Good luck Sparkles, I shall pray for your soul. Take it away Peanuto!!!
Peanut: FINALLY!!!!......Otay....time fo the good stuffs!......I am gonna ask you 5 questions.......Please wait til I ask all 5 question before you answer......I kinda want to see you squirm a lil first!.......Ready Spaghetti?
1. If you were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and were surrounded by Brain Eaters, who from your friends list would you sacrifice for the survival of the rest of yo group?
2. What's a pro and a con of bumping uglies with The Wolf-Man?
3. Your camping with Jason Vorhees, who from your Friends List would you invite along for S'mores and did ya pick that friend because you think you can run faster?
4. If you were part of Coven of Witches and could make a potion to make somebody do aaannnnnyy thing you want, what would ya whip up?
And finally one last friend's list question cause I Loooovves putting our guests on the spot!.......If you were stranded in middle of no where and had to resort to cannibalism, who do you think would be the tastiest and why?
Sparklebottom Lasertits: 1. Since zombies eat brains, you think they'd be more likely to go after whoever's got the biggest brains, right? So it would have to be someone smarter than me. Which means, hmm...yeah, pretty much anyone on my list would be good for that. KT Syakumi is one of the smartest people I know, so I'd sacrifice her. It's be a shame though; she's so pretty!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: 2. Pro: soft and fuzzy. Con: fleas.
Peanut: I was thinking hair balls, but I getcha!
Bucket: Get out of my head
Sparklebottom Lasertits: 3. Hmm, who would I want to sacrifice who ALSO loves S'mores? That's a tough one! I don't really discuss my friends' love of S'mores as that is a personal matter, but if I had to guess, I think my roommate, Alicia West is probably a S'mores lover. She's got that look in her eye, you know? So yeah, probably her.
Bucket: She sounds like a shifty one
Peanut: and it would distract her from the guy with the machete wearing hockey mask walking creepily up behind her! Good plan!......The Old S'mores distraction!
Sparklebottom Lasertits: 4. This is a tougher question that it seems because I don't know what it's like to not get what I want! I mean, I guess if I could have ANYTHING, I'd conjure up ONE MILLION DOLLARS. And maybe some friggin' laser sharks. Muahahahaha!
Bucket: Oh you'll love them, they're so cute!
Peanut Laughs......."I would of guessed pumpkin spice chalupas!"
Sparklebottom Lasertits: 5. That's easy: I'd take you, Peanut. This is the part where I come up with some clever euphemism about butter and spreading you and blah blah blah, you get where I am going with this. Something about oral sex, obviously. Because, you know, peanut butter tastes good. Is this making any sense? I feel like this isn't very sexy now. I'm sorry. What was the question?
Bucket: Don't look at me, my mind blank after you said "Oral Sex"
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Mine too.
Peanut Blushes.......She likes me.....She really likes me!!!
Sparklebottom Lasertits winks at Peanut
Bucket: Who doesn't love a bit of Satay :D
Sparklebottom Lasertits pulls a piece of toast from her pocket and waggles eyebrows*
Peanut falls off the couch
Bucket: Ok well before this starts going places we can't keep filming I'm gonna have to say.... that's all we have time for right now, Stay tuned wonderful viewers for more after the break
Peanut: Woot!
Bucket: Thanks for coming on the show Sparkles, it was a treat to have you and good luck with your show :D
Sparklebottom Lasertits: Thank you both so much for having me! I'm so excited my nipples grew two inches!
Peanut gasps and stares at Sparks nipples
Bucket & Peanuts Super Spooky Fright Night Totally Scary Halloween Spectacular!
Bucket: Welcome all you Spooks and Kooks to our special Bucket and Peanut Show Presents: Bucket & Peanuts Super Spooky Fright Night Totally Scary Halloween Spectacular!
Peanut: That's right snitches and bitches, brace yourself for....... EXTRAAAAA CONNNNTENT!
Bucket: PEANUT!
Peanut: What? They know I loves them *blows a kiss to the audience*
Bucket: Anyway we have a cool show for you tonight. Our conservative storyteller Ms Luvscock has a new story for you all. We're interviewing the electric Sparklebottom Lasertits, and we'll finish things up by taking a peek into what people have been up to this Halloween over on the ole B&P group page
Peanut: Hashtag BPGP
Bucket: Enjoy the story everyone, and stay tuned for the interview after the break
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Eva Luvscock: "Hello Boils and Ghouls, Isabella Luvscock here once again with another Tale of Misadventure from our friends, Bucket and Peanut!"
*The camera zooms out to show a usually conservative dressed Isabella wearing a tight Open Bust Corset Harness and matching thong. Resting comfortably in her reading chair, seductively gazing into the camera, her feet propped up on the back of her boy toy and Bucket & Peanut Show Crew Member, Handsome Dan.*
"My knees are starting to hurt, Miss", whimpered Handsome Dan.
Isabella tapped him on the top of his head with her stiletto. "Don't interrupt, Boy!".......Isabella cleared her throat and refocused. "Now... without further ado I am pleased to present to you, The B&P Faithful, an intriguing tale of what just might happen when we don't pay close enough attention to the details and how a case of mistaken identity could sometimes be a killer mistake!
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Bucket was excited about the guest he had lined up for the October episode of The Bucket & Peanut Show. So excited in fact, he insisted upon taking care of all the prep work for the show himself. He basically had his plate full...and his bowl.....and is pint glass......and that lil tiny cup that espresso comes in. He had a lot to do. So much that he decided he would let Peanut take care of arraigning transportation for the show's guest to the studio......a decision Bucket would live to regret.
Are you sure this is it, Peanut?"
Peanut stared up at the dilapidated mansion with the severally neglected yard. "Ummm yeah.....Meadow Lane.....or was it Meadow Road.....What's the difference, Bucket."
"There's a huge difference, Peanut", said Bucket. "Meadow Road is on the North Side of town in a very afluent neighborhood, Meadow Lane is well, in this shithole of a neighborhood we find ourselves now. Huge difference Peanut..... HUGE!"
Peanut shrugged. "Sparks is a very busy bish, she probs just doesn't have time for yard work and keeping up with her house......plus this neighborhood gotts character and I've heard she's quite the character!"
Bucket stared at Peanut as his pint-sized co-host made her way up the walkway to what should be a condemned building. He hurried to get ahead of her, face-palming her along the way. "Main Host first!...Co-Host second!" They climbed the rickety stairs that led to the front porch. The wooden boards that made up the porch were mostly rotted and in desperate need of repair. With each step the porch creaked beneath their feet. "No one is sneaking up on her", joked Bucket.
Peanut knocked on the front door and to her surprise the door slightly opened. "See.....she's expecting us", Peanut said with a smile. She pushed the door the rest of the way open and let herself in.
Bucket and Peanut stood motionless in the foyer. The inside of the mansion was as just in disrepair as the outside. The musty smell of the house that had been long been neglected filled their nostrils. It was dim and uninviting. The furniture dusty and old, looking as if it would crumble to dust if anyone were to touch it. Mold ate away at the walls and flooring, and cobwebs laced the dirty windows and the portraits of self-righteous people who once lived in the house. The feeling as if someone, or something, was watching them, waiting to drag them into the shadows could not be ignored.
"Ummmmmm....Hello?", Bucket called out, not really expecting to hear Sparks' cheerful voice in return.
Peanut walked into the main living room. "Look Bucket, there's a bar.....this is gotta be Sparks' place!", she said with a playful smile, pointing to the small table in the corner of the room. On the table stood a bottle of Absinthe and two glasses that were half full with a strange looking liquid that appeared to be emanating a thin white smoke. "Oh yeah...and she made us drinks, Peanut."
Bucket was walking over to join Peanut by the bar when suddenly he caught the glimpse of someone standing in the door way to his right. There in the entrance to the kitchen stood what Bucket and Peanut thought to be Sparks.
Cadaverous and frail, the woman was stripped of her humanity. The warmth of her skin, long since drained,leaving only a sickly pale stain to decorate her rotting flesh. Spindly arms hung from her torso, long and bony, her fingers were trembling claws with nails filed into sharp points. Everything about her was disturbingly disproportionate. Her misshapen head hung awkwardly on a narrow neck. A dirty rabbit mask covered most of her untamed greasy hair, secreting an oily film. Through sunken, black eyes, she stared into oblivion with a dead gaze. Slowly, her thin lips parted, and a vile grin crept across her decayed face, revealing a set of rotten fangs and black gums.
"Can you say, Photoshop?", Peanut sarcastically whispered to Bucket.
"Quiet you!, Bucket replied. "Ummmm.....Hey Sparks......it's great to meet you....you uh.....ya
look much different in person!"
Peanut let out a playful giggle, "She smells a lot different too!" Bucket leaned over and elbowed his co-host in the arm. "What!.....I mean in her pics she looks she would smell like yummy cotton candy and here we are and she smells like mothballs covered in Baby Poop!......I really hope Handsome Dan brushed up on his Photoshop Skills cause I have no clue how we are gonna pull this interview off with her."
The deranged woman showed her rotten teeth as her lips curled into a wicked smile. She let out a maniacal laugh and unveiled a long bloody razor sharp knife that she was concealing behind her back. Peanut's eyes widened as she stared at the knife and Bucket began to slowly retreat toward the front door.
"On second thought......I can totally see it now......It's gotta be the light in here or like maybe you just ate a turd taco?", Peanut nervously laughed.
Bucket tried to open the front door, but it was locked from the inside with a key. He bounded up the staircase adjacent to the entry door, two steps at a time. Peanut followed, scampering up the stairs with the psychotic bunny hat wearing Sparks in pursuit.
The demented version of the popular photographer and DJ was cackling as she slashed at Peanut's meaty ass cheeks that were peaking out from the top of her ill-fitted sweatpants. The blade coming so close to Peanut's bottom, it cutoff some of her cheeky booty's peach-fuzz.
"Holy Shit Sparks!.....I'll let you touch the booty.... ya ain't gotta cut it off!", Peanut screamed.
Over the course of the next several minutes, Bucket and Peanut ran for their lives around the second floor in comical fashion.
Bucket was determined to stay alive by simply running faster then his partner in crime. He would slam doors in Peanut's face and knock over small pieces of furniture that she would have to jump over as they went from room to room with the deranged woman giving chase.
Bucket flung open the door to the Master Bedroom and as he turned to slam it shut he saw the horror in Peanut's eyes. "Don't you fucking dare", she screamed. Bucket sighed and continued to the balcony attached to the room. Peanut ran into the room and slammed the door shut, knocking an old dirty crushed velvet chair over in a half-assed attempt to barricade the door. She joined Bucket on the balcony and the two of them stared down at the 15 foot drop to the walkway below.
"Well Peanut, looks like the only way up is down!"
Peanut stared up at Bucket, looking quite confused. "What the fuck does that mean?"
"It means we gotta jump!"
"Then say the only way down is down, Bucket......now ain't the time for fucking riddles!"
"It's not a riddle, it's a very simple saying Peanut!"
"It's simply stupid Bucket!"
A loud crash came from the Master Bedroom and Peanut screamed, the maniac with the bunny hat had broken through the door and was heading for the balcony.
"Hold my hand", Peanut asked as they prepared to jump. "Uh....NO!", replied Bucket and with that, he jumped. "YOU DICK!", yelled Peanut who jumped just as Sparks reached the balcony and took one final swipe at Peanut.
Bucket lost his bucket when he hit the stone walkway with Peanut landing on top of him. She pushed his head down as she got up and kicked his trademark bucket into the over grown weed lawn.
The Mad Woman stared down at them from above with gleaming black eyes. She let out a demented laugh, pointing the tip of her blade at Bucket and Peanut, gritting and showering then her rotted teeth.
Peanut dusted herself off and immediately turned and laced into the crazy bitch. "Oh fuck you Sparks!!.....Interview's cancelled, Bish!!.....We can't Photoshop the crazy outta your ass!....Your off the show!......besides..... your so ugly you make blind kids cry!!!"
Bucket had crawled over to retrieve his Bucket. His phone vibrated in his pocket, he pulled out from his pocket and noticed he had 3 missed calls and one text from Sparks. The text read, "Where are you guys? I hope your not lost. Just in-case Peanut lost my address, I'll give it to you, 717 Meadow Road. Call me!"
Bucket sighed, "Meadow Road, Peanut!.....HUGE difference....HUGE!!!
Happy to feature this strong, proud woman today - enjoy!
Where are you from in RL?: Tennessee, USA
What do you enjoy doing in SL?: I've done a variety of things - I've been a stripper, porn actress, Mistress, a friend, and now a Mom. I just had my SL daughter, Samara, recently!
Flickr page?: https://www.flickr.com/people/151142491@N04/
Turn Ons: Beautiful well put together black men; not so much the Dom type, but someone who share interests with me, enjoys photography and shares those ambitions.. Although they don't even have to be black.. beautiful male bodies are great. I love a man who likes to go places. I also have a long hair fetish!
Turn Offs: Noobie, deformed avatars.. rudeness.. those who play SL like its a bed hopping game... guys who have alts and lie. There is no reason to play with peoples emotions and use them.
Sexual Preference?: Straight.
What is your happiest SL memory?: Holding my 1st baby for the 1st time, i never wanted to put him down. At the end of the day.. I'm really just like everyone else.. the girl next door.. approachable.. friendly.. I value true friendships.. and wish people on sl could learn to treat each other better. (Amen to that - Isa)
Xuna wears Maitreya and a Vista head. Shot on location at N.O.L.A. Urban Roleplay.
