I've always been an exhibitionist so I *probably* would have gone along with almost anything but here it almost seemed natural. I was here for less than 12 hours and I was already fucking on the beach...and loving it.
Tuesday, December 31, 2019
3DX Vacation! Episode 2 - On the Beach
Later that night I took a stroll out to the beach thinking I'd enjoy the breeze and the smell of the ocean. Instead, I met an incredible young woman with whom I shared a drink...dinner...and then an evening of passionate sex.
I've always been an exhibitionist so I *probably* would have gone along with almost anything but here it almost seemed natural. I was here for less than 12 hours and I was already fucking on the beach...and loving it.
I've always been an exhibitionist so I *probably* would have gone along with almost anything but here it almost seemed natural. I was here for less than 12 hours and I was already fucking on the beach...and loving it.
Monday, December 30, 2019
3DX Vacation! Episode 1 - Fortune Favors the Bold
I arrived at the resort office dressed to kill. The weather was absolutely perfect and would stay that way the entire time I was there. This was going to be a GREAT time!
Their offices were super nice...sort of Miami Vice meets Scarface. I sat down and was quickly checked in.
I quickly got checked in and was taken to my room, which was a private apartment overlooking the ocean. It's amazing what cash and a pretty smile will get for you.
I quickly settled into my room and changed into my bikini. It was SO warm out, I thought I'd just be happy to relax in the pool for the duration of my time here but...I quickly remembered what the concierge had told me...
Just push the the little button and someone would be RIGHT there to assist me with anything. The little wink she gave me when she said 'anything' told me all I needed to know. Fortune favors the bold so I pressed the button.
Fuck yesssss.....this was going to be an AWESOME vacation...
Sunday, December 29, 2019
The Bucket & Peanut Show #3
Late Night with Bucket & Peanut
Interview with Marcus Strong
Peanut: Hiyooooooo!!!!
Bucket: Our guest tonight, cornerback for the Washington State Cougars, Marcus....
Marcus: "Wait..man..I think my Bio is wrong on your sheet "
Peanut: *Turns around and slaps Bucket in the bucket* "Wrong Marcus.....read your notes!"
Bucket: *Flips his notes over and looks again* Ahh ok yes this makes much more sense..... Our guest tonight, The Master of the cards, The Baron of graphic design, and owner of In Good Company Productions. The man the machismo, Marcus Strong! Marcus welcome to the show, it's great to have you. What's been happening in the wild world of Mr Strong?
Peanut: Welcome to the show Marcus........FANTABULOUS hat!
Marcus: "There it is..that's the promo and Hype man..Aight I was told this show would be good..How you livin Bucket..Thank you for having me on..Well Its Christmas time in Hollis Queens..mama's cookin up chicken an collard greens..so Life is good in the big city .." winks at peanut "Whats up girl how you livin"
Peanut: *Flashes an adorable smile* "Well Momma Peanut and Daddy Peanut did the dirty and now I am here!
Bucket: Hahaha well it's the holidays, so it's time for the two of us to sacrifice virgins to our pagan gods
Bucket: you know... the usual
Marcus: "On the serious note thou..you asked what's going on in my world..well Currently a few series are happening..Ongoing Sci Fi Series BlackStarr, Space Cowboy of the 25th Century which I have been doing now for a year and a half..New Series The Sorceress .Starring Sindee ..Rock Hard..Starring Jordan..The Secretary starring and Written by Robin ..a hot new talent..and the Action Pack Series..Fuck tha Police with Jade Garcia..so yeah..my world is wild..but I like my world..and am having fun doing it..but no..no ..We don't sacrifice those virgins..well..maybe a different KIND of sacrifice .."
Peanut: Ma gawdness that is a mouthful!
Bucket: So you founded the In Good Company... ahh... company in 2016 and it just under 4 years you've taken over six thousand shots. You're a busier than a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest, you're a popular guy, you have a lovely partner, and being a busy man myself... I gotta ask... So when do you find time to literally do like anything else? What inspired you to start your your production studio?
Peanut: *Giggles* "Touring local glory holes doesn't count as being busy, Bucket!"
Bucket: Quiet you or it's back in the box you go
Peanut: But it's Christmas!!
Bucket: I'll unwrap you again for Christmas
Marcus: "Well I stay busy...." pauses a moment "THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM PEANUT..DAMN I RECOGNIZED THOSE PRETTY LIPS.." coughs a moment " I mean..yeah..yeah what a lovely girl..But yeah I Manage time cause not everything is work. I have a good balance and I've learned to say no thanks to alot of things going on..You ask my inspiration well..I'll shoot straight with you..When I started a few people told me..I was no good..not right..you don't fit..sorry you're not etc etc etc..So I said Ok ..the only way I'm gonna get a foot in ..is do it myself..and so I started In Good Company as a play on things cause if You are in with this..you are surrounded by good company ..No one in the world is gonna give you everything or anything for that matter..sometimes you gotta mount up and ride for it"
Peanut: *Laughs awkwardly* "I have something on my lips again, don't I?"
Bucket: You say that like it's a strange thing
Bucket: But damn man, way to go
Bucket: Great outlook if you ask me
Bucket: To many folks out there lookin for the shortcut, not enough carving their own path
Bucket: and yeah... why do it alone, surround youreslf with the likeminded
Bucket: Anyway I Digress
Peanut: Thank god!
Marcus: "Thank you Bucket..I've never been one to go woe is me..no one likes me or all that bullshit..thats weak thinking..Only you can make you worth while in this world..but that only carries you so far..My Circle of folks are good solid people..and if they aint in that circle..well..that says something"
Bucket: Ok so one of your earliest and possibly your longest running projects, is your pornstar cards series........ That I'd like to hear more about! Was that something you just wished was around when growing up? Like Sitting around as a kid, your friends opening up packs of baseball cards and comic book cards. (and well back then they made collectible cards for pretty much everything BUT pornstars) So was this your way or righting the egregious wrong? You saw a hole in the marketplace and thought like any good man does "I'm gonna fill this hole, I'm gonna fill it so good"?
Peanut: Blahahahaha.......If I had a linden for every time he said "Fill this hole good!".....Blahahahaha!
Bucket: *Shakes his head*
Peanut: What about a cross between Pornstar Cards and Garbage Pail Kids......."Carrie Cumdumpster!!!!
Bucket: Or Peanut The Penis Destroyer?
Peanut: *Winks Playfully*
Marcus: "Ok the cards..One day I saw someone making a fun on sports cards..you know like baseball cards when you were a kid..they were putting peoples pictures on em..like a series..and also at that same time..The Notorious BEN was doing a series based off an artist Chuck Close I think it was..where he was doing photos of pornstars and so forth in only black and white..I started thinking..you know..I could do this combo and make pornstar cards and just try to show off the people who are trying to get into the scene and give em a leg up as well as show off the familiar faces you wanna see and work with"
Bucket: Getting a leg up is something the two of us understand well
Peanut: I thought it was legs open?
Bucket: Sometimes :D
Bucket: But I hear you Marcus, I know a couple people myself tht are all about paying it forward to people looking to break into the scene
Marcus: "Naw naw peanut..keep them legs open girl..leave em ..no no thats good ..thats good..Uh yeah yeah yeah -Coughs-- Yeah I got a few decent breaks back in the day..From people like Erin Celestialis..Isa Cheviot ..very early on who took chances on me..so I said..ok ..I got to do the same for other folks who are having a hard time being seen"
Bucket: Ok so as mentioned before you certainly seem to have a love of graphic design. You've used it to not only do your card series, but to make your shots look like everything from movie posters and magazine covers, to comic books. You flickr is more bright and colorful than ever before, so the questions here are.. do you have some kind of background in graphic design? And Do you ever worry that your page could induce an epileptic seizure?
Marcus: "Oh yeah.. I worry someone is gonna look and go all whack on seeing the photo you know..but hey ..look at your own risk right? I have Zero..Zero background in graphics..I am self taught in the ways of the photoshopin..Tellin you Youtube is a good thing at times"
Bucket: You do use your time wisely, Peanut!
Marcus Strong: "Oh yeah Peanut..I seen that one fight with the dude who straight punches that kangaroo in the mug like POW whats up !!"
Peanut: *Giggles* "I am more into heavy petting then upper cuts!"
Peanut: *Sticks her tongue out at Bucket*
Bucket: Anyway, so Marcus, you mainly take inspiration from things you've seen
Bucket: Like you've seen a playboy cover before, so you've learned to look at something and emulate the styling?
Marcus: "Pretty much ..I mean not gonna lie have seen a playboy or 100 in my lifetime..and its such a Iconic thing you know..the cover..so what I do is get a reference source..like reading a blueprint on how to build and go from there..the tough part is finding the Similar fonts you know...the photo is easy ..its thinking the wording and copy that is the bitch"
Bucket: Well whatever you're doing, you're doin it right, because alot of that stuff you do looks pretty authentic
Bucket: Ok Now we've hit that time of the interview... that time I let my rabid little partner off her leash and she proceeds to lay the verbal smackdown with..... Peanuts, PeanutButter Rapid Fire Question Time! Take it away Peanuto!!
Peanut: FINALLY!.....the good stuffs!
Peanut: Otay Mr. Strong......I am gonna ask you 5 question.....you don't answer til I am done so I can watch you squirm in your seat while you process everything or your brain becomes mush mush!
Peanut: and here we go!
Peanut: One, Would you rather, eat booger flavored yogurt or get a reach around from Bucket in the dark? Mind you Bucket has very soft man-child hands
Two, Which one of your favorite childhood cartoons would make an amazeeballs porn and why?
Three, Who on your friend's list are you dying to Donkey Punch? and no hard passing on this one!
Four, Which common household item makes a mind blowing sex toy?
and finally one more friend's list question, Who on your friend's list would you want to be stuck on a deserted island with and why?.....Bare in mind, they might try to eat you in your sleep!
Peanut: You may now attempt to answer!
Bucket: *facebuckets* Always with the donkey punch
Marcus: "One -the reacharounnd..hey its the dark a tug is a tug sometimes .."
Peanut: Awesome answer!......he lotions daily!
Bucket: Shit... time to lube up I guess
Marcus: "Two Well I am kinda making my childhood cartoons in to porn with BlackStarr right now..but ....In 2020 there is a GI Bro series im gonna do..so..yall figure that out how thats gonna be"
Bucket: Haha Yoooo Bro!!
Marcus: "Ashlynn Jameson id have to say for three cause well..she said I got a dick like a mule so..does that count?"
Peanut: Blahahaha.....that bish says the darnest thangs!
Bucket: Hahaha
Marcus: "Household item? Sham-wow" "Dont knock that shit till you tried it"
Bucket: Fair enough
Peanut: I am turkey baster kinda bish but to each their own!
Marcus: "and five is a tough one cause there are people I can always enjoy but gotta go with the lady of my world..Alea..cause I do enjoy spending my time with her..and yall cue the awwwwwwwwww moment there"
Bucket: Awwwwwwwww
Peanut: Awwwwww.......she's gonna eat you when she gets hungry enough though!
Marcus: "Been told I taste like chocolate"
Bucket: Well that's better than tasting like pennies
Marcus: "Right..aint that some shit?"
Bucket: I hope if someone cannibalized me they don't say that I taste like chicken
Peanut: I'll let ya know Bucket......you probably taste like kangaroo!
Bucket: Roo is sweet yet gamey
Bucket: Sounds like me!
Bucket: Anyway I'm afraid that's all we have time for tonight
Peanut: YAY!......Thankies for being on the show Mr. Strong!!!
Bucket: Anyway thanks for coming on the show Marcus and giving the viewers a glimpse into your world
Marcus: "Thanks for having me on the show Bucket..was a pleasure..had a great time..and Peanut I'll be in my dressing room if you wanna join me"
Bucket: Stay Classy SL!
Thursday, November 21, 2019
The Bucket & Peanut Show #2
Late Night with Bucket & Peanut
Interview with Iris Okiddo
Peanut: You forgot all around Boner Destroyer!
Bucket: So we're back again with a new guest up our sleeves for you this week. She's well known and loved throughout the Porn and Photography industries for an off the wall creativity and humor which fuels her inspired high quality photography work. Please everyone put your hands together and welcome the indomitable Iris Okkido!
Peanut: YAY!!!!!
Bucket: Hiiiiii Iris! Welcome to the show, it's great you could make it
Iris Okiddo: Smiles at the audience and waves. Then turns to her hosts and says: thank you both very much for having me tonight, I feel honored
Bucket: Well I can tell you right we're happy to finally have you here, it's an honor.... Peanut and myself have having wet dreams every night for the past two weeks in anticipation for your arrival... annnnd since it appears no one taught either of us how to use a washing machine, I figured you'd wanna be bro and help us out, so I had the butler send all 28 sets to your place.
Peanut: I even tried using the plastic cover from Bucket's Grandma's couch!
Iris Okiddo: Oh my, well, then my butler will have a ball this weekend I guess ^^
Bucket: Tell him Alfred says thanks *Laughs*
Iris Okiddo: Oh I will, perhaps Mr. Hyves (my butler) knows your butler from their union. Then he can tell him in person and perhaps kick his butt as well ^^
Bucket: *Laughs* Now that I'd pay to see
Bucket: Ok so the people that know who you are, know you as a jack of a all trades... normally I'd use that term to describe your sexual proclivities, but in this case it's your body of work.
Peanut: I call Bucket the Jack-Off of all trades when it's comes to his sexual proclivititties!
Iris Okiddo: *Looks over to ms Peanut and raises an eyebrow* What are 'proclivititties'? English is not my native tongue and I'm wondering now what that is :) "Titties" that's what I could make out of it
Peanut: giggles........"Bucket's a boob man!"
Bucket: Annnnd and ass man
Iris Okiddo: Wondering how you're able to see all of that with a bucket as a head
Bucket: I use the force young padawan
Iris Okiddo: Or do you perhaps enjoy those titties and asses like a blind person would; with your hands?
Bucket: Oh I think you'd need to ask Peanut
Iris Okiddo: Looking over to Peanut "does he?"
Bucket: Annnnyway..... Since we don't have time to cover all that you've done tonight, I wanna focus on your funny stuff. Most recently in my mind your "We're just another happy family..." series. Now this series realy struck a cord with Peanut and I, filling me with happy childhood nostalgia....
Peanut: And me whimsical as they stirred up memories of my parents love for each other...
Iris Okiddo: First of all; glad you like those, thank you both ^^
Bucket: They are brilliant, reminds me of home
Iris Okiddo: 2nd; inspiration is that I like to make people smile and laugh and I always look for ways to do that. And no family is perfect. You see all those happy families on social media flaunting their happiness. I'd like to show that behind every happy family is also lots of bickering, sneering and just plain nastiness. But I'd like to present it in a comical way. Holding up a mirror so to speak. And to make it very plain; a truly happy family is not interesting or funny at all, in fact; they are quite boring
Bucket: Haha So it's like a hilarious social commentary
Iris Okiddo: It's that as well
Bucket: That's so deep... Like balls deep
Peanut: giggles......."If I had a linden for every time he's said "Balls Deep"
Iris Okiddo: What's wrong with 'balls deep' Peanut? Don't you like that?
Bucket: She's only little
Peanut: Iris, I also see you collaborate with a lot of different photographers......is there anyone you want to work with that you haven't yet?
Iris Okiddo: A very direct question that I can answer very simple: No, there isn't. I'm very opportunistic when it comes to photography. I take what crosses my path and what I like. If that is a photographer who's work I like and the opportunity presents itself; I'll grab it.
Peanut: Otay.....fair enough..........can we get to the good questions now Bucket?
Bucket: Oh you gotta watch out for lil Peanut... she's all unassuming with the silliness... and then... wham... she hits you with the serious question like a fricken Cobra!!
Iris Okiddo: Looks over to Ms Peanut; you don't mean to say that wasn't a good question do you?
Bucket: *chuckles*
Peanut: giggles........"Those were the boring questions.......time to get juicy!"
Peanut: Number 1!...... If your big ole booty was a Brand, what would it's motto be?
Number 2!...... If you had to replace your hands, what would you put at the end of your arms?
Number 3!......If you had to make a sex tape with a Hobbit or an Elf, which would you choose and why?
Number 4!......If you had sex with Bucket, would you ask him to leave the bucket on or leave the lights on?
And finally Number 5!......If I was to start a Cult, would you follow me and why?
Iris Okiddo: Hm, well, Firstly I don't have a ole booty to begin with, But if my booty was a brand perhaps I might want to have it called "Everybody's Favorite". "Once you had it, you never want to go back"
Bucket: HA!! Ok yeah that was pretty good
Iris Okiddo: So question 2, if I had to replace my hands? Hehehe..... not sure why I would want that but anyhow IF I would do it, I'd think I would put a suction cap on one and a camera on the other ^^
Bucket: Ok do I even want to know? *Laughs*
Peanut: giggles....."I was betting on a dildo and an egg beater.....but what do I know!"
Iris Okiddo: For question 3, a sextape with a hobbit or an elf? Can't I have both? The hobbit can work on my lower half (the poor fellow has just the right height to reach the good parts) and my upper half would kiss those beautiful elf lips to pieces (Orlando Bloom lips) :)
Iris Okiddo: Number 4, if I would have sex with Mr Bucket I would not focus on that bucket at all so I wouldn't care. What's more important is that he doesn't have a bucket between his legs.
Bucket: Oh I dunno... we'll go to the judge on that one... is that an acceptable answer peanut?
Peanut: you haven't seen him with his pants off so.........unacceptable!
Iris Okiddo: Looks over to Ms. Peanut: that's what you think :p
Peanut: ooohhhhh....... No wonder he wanted you as our next guest!
Bucket: Hey you said "What happens in the dressing room stays in the dressing room"
Iris Okiddo: *Looks from her left to her right and can't help but smiles*
Peanut: hehe
Iris Okiddo: Alrighty, question 5, if you would start a cult would I follow you? Hmmm I think I would.
Bucket: *Laughs*
Peanut: You would?..... Excellent, now obey your leader!
Bucket: I am officially terrified
Bucket: Ok it's time for a break, when we come back, more with Iris Okkido!!
Bucket: Annnnnd we're back here with Iris Okkido. Iris Now to wrap up the evening, and being a friend of the show I've wondered, and I'm sure any fan familiar with your work would have noticed, that on top of your inclination towards nudity and wild sex, I've noticed your love of boats and classic planes.
Peanut: You forgot to mention TanksBucket: Yes Peanut of course, the tanks!!
Bucket: Ahh so you're a history nut?
Iris Okiddo: Yes, you could say that. Planes these days are so streamlined. In the old days you had real wings and props and the pilot wore goggles etc, I just love those looks. I think I was born too late really ^^
Iris Okiddo: Oh please don't say that Mr. bucket. Now you make me feel old
Bucket: You're only as old as the men you feel ;)
Iris Okiddo: Did you just kind of quote Groucho Marx?
Bucket: He like a wise man
Iris Okiddo: Oh he was, and ve-ry funny. Love the old classic comedians. You asked me earlier about inspiration; I get a lot of inspiration from those
Peanut: Oh yeah.....I thought I saw a pic of you with a Molester-stache in a few of your pics
Iris Okiddo: Yes, that was a tribute to character that Hergé created in the tintin comics ánd I did professor Fate from the movie 'the great race' from 1965 on which the wacky races cartoons are based. On a side note, I want the car that professor Fate had in that movie but it's so unique and strange that it's not on MP and I can't find anyone who's able to built it for me
Iris Okiddo: Comedy these days is mostly rude and crude and totally non-visual. It's all about one-liners etc. In the old days the situations were funny. I like that much better than cheap jokes :)
Bucket: Iris! Fighting to bring back classic humor through a modern eye..... and pornography
Iris Okiddo: Yes, you could say that indeed Mr. Bucket. I want to make people see 'old' is not by definition 'bad'. It's still fresh. Mona Lisa is old and that is considered high class art
Bucket: Ok well Iris I'm afraid that's all we have time for tonight... it has be amazing having you on the show
Peanut: Thankies for coming!!!.........hope I didn't mush your nog nog with ma brain ticklers!
Iris Okiddo: Well thank you for having me Mr. Bucket and Ms Peanut :)
Bucket: Well thanks for sharing with the fans a little of what makes you tick, we hope to have you back again sometime. Peace out from the Bucket & Peanut Show, we'll see you all next time!!
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Sunday Funnies with Bucket & Peanut #17
Dirty Jokes 👿
Not the Time
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.
A nurse walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, nurse," the patient says. "Why?"
"Because," the nurse says. "I'm trying to examine you."
That's What Happens
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
.....Finding out it was traced.
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
Au Pair
Au Pair
Starring: EmeeLee Ember, Isabelle Cheviot, and Ivan Yerkinov
I have finally finished what will probably be my last film for the foreseeable future. Two reasons are driving my decision to step away for a bit: first - my RL situation has changed (for the better I hope!) and I simply can't dedicate as much time to filming and editing; and secondly, I'm honestly just burned out on it. Who knows, maybe I'll get back into it some day.
Anyway, please watch Au Pair not because it's potentially my last film but because Ivan and Emee are so good in it! The sex scenes are some of the best I've done; I hope you all enjoy this and get off on it. :)
Click here to watch the film: Au Pair
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Starring: EmeeLee Ember, Isabelle Cheviot, and Ivan Yerkinov
I have finally finished what will probably be my last film for the foreseeable future. Two reasons are driving my decision to step away for a bit: first - my RL situation has changed (for the better I hope!) and I simply can't dedicate as much time to filming and editing; and secondly, I'm honestly just burned out on it. Who knows, maybe I'll get back into it some day.
Anyway, please watch Au Pair not because it's potentially my last film but because Ivan and Emee are so good in it! The sex scenes are some of the best I've done; I hope you all enjoy this and get off on it. :)
Click here to watch the film: Au Pair
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